wie das ungemein seriöse nachrichtenmagazin »The Onion« - »america's finest news source« - heute berichtet, haben ermittler die leiche des echten Michael Jackson auf dessen neverland-ranch im kalifornischen sta. barbara gefunden:
»"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who — or what — has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."
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"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."
Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album "Bad". Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.«
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