was für ein ergiebiger morgen: gleich sechs neue kühe gefunden! ;o)
TALIBAN CORPORATION
• You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
• You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
• You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION
• You have two cows.
• They go into hiding.
• They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
• You have two bulls.
• Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
• You have one cow.
• The cow is schizophrenic.
• Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
• The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
• The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
• You have a black cow and a brown cow.
• Everyone votes for the best looking one.
• Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
• Some people vote for both.
• Some people vote for neither.
• Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
• Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
• You have millions of cows.
• They make real California cheese.
• Only five speak English.
• Most are illegals.
• Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
(quelle: Redsugar Muse; via Fredson; die alten kühe gibts auf deutsch z.b. hier.)